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Last night's bar adventure!

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• So I've been at the bar by myself for 4.5 hours now. I would say I'm beyond bored, closing in on insanity with a slight detour into desp ...about 11 hours ago from txt
• First customer of the night and it's a crazy homeless woman. Awesome!about 11 hours ago from txt
• My best friend thinks I create drama. I think it just finds me. Case in point: My customer is currently involved in some sort of alterca ...about 10 hours ago from txt
• I think she's wearing Uggs.about 10 hours ago from txt
• She's outside smoking a cigarette and barking at the people who pass by. See? Who could make this shit up?about 10 hours ago from txt
• So I'm thinking, she's either going to leave quietly or kill me. Tough call.about 10 hours ago from txt
• She's in the bathroom. If she dies in there, I'm moving to Mexico. Tomorrow.about 10 hours ago from txt
• Oh, holy hell. She's NUTS.about 10 hours ago from txt
• Oh, god. Two crazies.about 10 hours ago from txt
• I don't think this night could get any weirder. Srsly.about 9 hours ago from txt
• Um. Yeah. So I was wrong.about 9 hours ago from txt
• I bartered for my life with a trash bag.about 9 hours ago from txt

Out. Of. Control.